"Oh. That's cool." No one had told him about visitor's day. Maybe Sissy just hadn't been around for it before. Who, he wonders, would the dick magician/mansion spirits send him? Meg would be great.¹ Or Grover, maybe, or even one of his children. Perhaps his sister? That'd be pretty cool.

"I can't say I've met Queen Janet yet, but I've heard of her, at least."

¹The mansion isn't ready for the 12-year-old chaos that is Meg McCaffrey, sorry folks.