"Janet is my best friend," Eliot fires back. "I haven't seen her in months. I'm well within my rights to try to make sure she's okay, and that her friends don't totally suck. You have no idea how supportive of her I've been, ever since we met. Yes, I'm casting aspersions, because you should know as well as I do that Janet has unfortunately low standards sometimes. I'm doing my best here to try to deputize you into helping her the way I did, because I may never see her again! It's one of the worst losses of my life." Eliot's breathing hard, surprised by his own passion.